New Carpet Smell

Sooooooo...

We both haven't written in a while.
Sad, right?
I want to cry now.
Here I go.
(give me a moment)
OK.. I'm better.
Whew!
I miss Vinny and such I guess maybe.
Christmas time?
Yes.
We shall visit.

God bless you,
Ethan

Why So Serious? Pt. 2

I, too, have now seen the Dark Knight. Lemme do some math for everyone.

Joker + Two-face = COMPLETE OWNAGE!

I was so happy to see more than just the Joker in this movie. Of course, I would've been happy either way, but adding Two-face into the mixture...incredible. I am REALLY hoping that a third (or second, if you exclude 'Batman Begins') comes out within the next year.

Also, to anyone who reads this, me and Ethan are extremely busy right now (him with work, and me with my band), so we can't post much anymore...but we try.

-Vinny

Why So Serious?

So, I went and saw The Dark Knight. Oh my goodness, what and emotional rollercoaster! I laughed with the Joker, cried at Batman's sacrifice at the end, sat in awe of the plotline...

Wow. It was so.. beautiful. It changed my life forever. In honor of this achievement in filmmaking, I will wear Batman underwear every day for the rest of my life.

Oh.. and camp goes well..

God bless,
Ethan

RAWR

Well...it's been a while since someone posted something...

Hmm...let's get some recent updates here.

...

Okay, I have no idea. Our lives are boring and uneventful all around. I blame the fact that me and Ethan have been separated...

And now, I am off to reminisce about the good ol' days...

-Vinny

Not So Oober Doober KAH-POW...

Ethan, you suck. I have nothing to do anymore. I end up sitting at my computer for like 12 hours of the day with nothing to do but write things here...

To top things off, I think I have another veruka...

-Vinny

Oober Doober KAH-POW!

Hello, my silly little ducklings! As of this moment, I am working at Lutheran Island Camp (Henning, Minnesota), having a BLAST cooking nibblies and playing guitar for tender lumplings to show them the love of Christ Jesus and share God's Word. It has been a most fulfilling couple of days and I look forward to the rest of my summer.

God bless you all.

:) and :P

-Ethan

It's Morphing Time.

Has anyone ever wondered why the United States of America has such a massive amount of debt? Most people will go around and tell you that it was caused by the World Wars and such. Tell them to go eat a "I don't know anything" sandwich, because we've finally discovered the TRUTH behind our nation's financial problems.

Power Rangers.

It is true, my good people. The Power Rangers are to blame for almost 2/3 of our money that has yet to be repaid. You see, Rita (or whoever the villain may happen to be) tends to enjoy watching our country destroy itself, hence the use of Putties. Then, using a steroid-type substance to enhance to pituitary gland, she causes most of the monsters she summons to go through puberty WAY too early. This makes them grow about 7 times the amount that they should in a normal lifetime. After calling upon the creatures that may not have existed and shouting "AAAHH!!" for an hour, they finally need the aid of the Megazord.

Now, the Megazord is made up of all of the Rangers' beasts that profile their suit color and/or race. When all of these monsters are combined, it is time to lay the prehistoric smackdown. The one thing, in all of my time watching this show, that I thought was amazing is how they could destroy half of the town, and still come out the heroes. I can't imagine what their bills must be like. They destroy cars, buildings, lampposts, and may even kill an innocent civilian or two (I'm sure these parts were edited out when the show was being processed). So I wish for someone to come up with a logical explanation as to why the Rangers should be congratulated when we could just look at the villain and say, "Hey, thank you for the destruction. We appreciate it!"

It's Morphing time...ha, TRY AND MORPH OUR ECONOMY BACK INTO SHAPE, YOU GOBLINS!

Amen.

-Vinny