It's Morphing Time.

Has anyone ever wondered why the United States of America has such a massive amount of debt? Most people will go around and tell you that it was caused by the World Wars and such. Tell them to go eat a "I don't know anything" sandwich, because we've finally discovered the TRUTH behind our nation's financial problems.

Power Rangers.

It is true, my good people. The Power Rangers are to blame for almost 2/3 of our money that has yet to be repaid. You see, Rita (or whoever the villain may happen to be) tends to enjoy watching our country destroy itself, hence the use of Putties. Then, using a steroid-type substance to enhance to pituitary gland, she causes most of the monsters she summons to go through puberty WAY too early. This makes them grow about 7 times the amount that they should in a normal lifetime. After calling upon the creatures that may not have existed and shouting "AAAHH!!" for an hour, they finally need the aid of the Megazord.

Now, the Megazord is made up of all of the Rangers' beasts that profile their suit color and/or race. When all of these monsters are combined, it is time to lay the prehistoric smackdown. The one thing, in all of my time watching this show, that I thought was amazing is how they could destroy half of the town, and still come out the heroes. I can't imagine what their bills must be like. They destroy cars, buildings, lampposts, and may even kill an innocent civilian or two (I'm sure these parts were edited out when the show was being processed). So I wish for someone to come up with a logical explanation as to why the Rangers should be congratulated when we could just look at the villain and say, "Hey, thank you for the destruction. We appreciate it!"

It's Morphing time...ha, TRY AND MORPH OUR ECONOMY BACK INTO SHAPE, YOU GOBLINS!

Amen.

-Vinny