5th Grade Biblical Dictionary

These are words my fifth grade Sunday School class struggled with. Here are their definitions:

Advent (ad'-vent) n. a time when one adds cats to the inside of a heating vent as a sin offering.

blaspheme (blas-fEm') v.t. the act of throwing one's adversary into the air and shooting them in the femur with a laser pistol.

flog (flog) n. a flag with a picture of a frog on it.

Pentecost (pen'-ta-kawst) n. a time when one would have to pay money to draw a pentagon.

rebuke (ri-bUk') v.t. to puke a second time.

righteousness (rI'-chas-nes) n. the opposite of leftousness.

testify (tes'-ta-fI) v.i. to add testosterone to; to make more manly.

triumphantly (trI'-amf-ent-lE) adv. to do something in such a why that it is comparable to three elephants sitting on a small dog.



By grace, through faith, in Christ,
-Ethan