This nifty little poem was invented by our good friend
Emily Finke. It tells a tale of Rufio, from the ever-
so-famous movie, "Hook." Enjoy!there once was a fuzzy so fuzzy
and a bipolar rufio cut
the medicine he drank with poison
to ferment in his fluffy gut
he fell and writhed and wriggled
and to the place he went
to be cured of his fuzzy ailment
or to the assylum be sent.
his true love trembled and cried
with an elephant bear spelling why
even ollie could not provide the comfort
taken by her fuzzy rufio love
for up he went and down he came
to the submission of his life's hallow bane
and he swirled around in her red haired head
and died in the sheets of his cold hard bed
oh rufiio!! why did you submit?
why didn't he let the place be his own
to heal and learn and realize that
rufio hate has it's hit
in the heart of those he most
loves.
rufio fuzzy cut rufio
poisoned, fallen dead rufio
no assylum to be sent,
no place to heal or convent
for woe poor bipolar rufio
block your eyes, fuzzy rufio
look away from the bulging scene
look away from your fate's tv screen.
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